There's a Doctor in the House

I'm addicted to House M.D.

Housisms:

"Everybody lies." -House

"Is yelling supposed to scare me? What am I supposed to be afraid of, more yelling? That you'll hurt me, that's scary, but I'm pretty sure I can outrun you." -Lisa Cuddy

Cameron: We have rectal bleeding
House: What, all of you?

"Candy canes? Are you mocking me?" -House

House: Peope don't like a sick doctor.
Wilson: That's fair, I don't like healthy patients.

House: Hey Wilson! I'm going to go cut some cripple's eye out, wanna watch?
Wilson: Good times.

"You're a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day." -House

"I know you're in there! I can hear you caring!" -House

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, and then embrace my own. You know, the usual." -House

"Depression manifests in lots of different ways. Some people can't get out of bed all day. Others have serial relationships and become oncologists" -House

There is so much more where this came from. Until next time!